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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

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