Karma

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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