Word

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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